Friday, January 25, 2008

Super Sized Bitch

Note: I'll be referring her as SSB from now on. Super Sized Bitch.


This will probably be my last post of SSB. If you don't know who SSB is please read this and this. Now I know some of you *cough*Ma-*cough* will be disappointed since this is likely my last post about SSB. But I have a good reason other than I'm fucking tired of her. A good friend of mine told me that SSB might be enjoying the limelight I'm giving her. Ever since the Hate Letter I posted her friend and mine have been gossiping more frequently and openly about her. The gossip no longer stays in the four walls of our class. It's reached neighbouring classes already. Soon everyone will know what a slut she is. Or as Caramel would call her, "The Queen of Slots". Some close to her have even started blogging about her. (Totally not implying Éclair since she was the trend setter.) if it isn't directly bitching about her it's mentioning our fight in their posts. Even though she is secretly hated by many and not invited to parties. I cant help to think that she's enjoying all the attention she's getting. She must feel special to be hated by so many. To be the topic of so many gossip sessions. As they say, "Any publicity is good publicity". If that's the case, allow me to give her one more dosage of publicity before she turns into yesterdays new or until she stirs up more drama. =P


Ok, let's not beat around the bush any longer. You want gossip? You want my opinion on SSB? you want the dirt on her?? Well you asked and I'm delivering it fresh piping hot with a dash of swearing. =D


Let's start with this. i recently found out about SSB's blog. oooo..seems like I'm not the only one who is bitching online. anyway what shocks me is that she posted the link on her friendster. OMG! This is war!I have not advertise my blog especially not on friendster where most of my friends can see. What's more her whole post is a pile of shit and lies. The part about her breaking up with her bf because she has SPM this year is total bullshit. Her boyfriend broke up with her, Not the other way around. Argh! I really cant believe she would be so shallow as to exaggerate about her boyfriend(s) to people! The guy is fucking shorter than you. So just accept the fact and stop telling people that he's taller than you. Stop saying he made the first move when you obviously did. Grrrr.... what really put my panties in a bunch is how you love saying that I'm lacking of love. FUCK OFF! I don't need you pity for my lack of boyfriends. FYI, I do get guys hitting on me. But I don't fucking brag about it at every fucking moment like you. I don't accept their offers because having a boyfriend to me is tiresome. Unlike you I don't need a man to feel secure and loved. Go get some self esteem.


If you actually finish reading her post, you'll notice that she apologizes to a Miss.R (thaaaaaaat's me!) then she bitches about me then finally declares she doesn't care anymore. WTF? then whats the fucking point of saying sorry? A ploy to make people feel sorry for you? yes I have been calling a bitch. Well because you are one. Stop acting like one and just maybe I'll stop. But for now, You'll always be Super Sized Bitch to me. As for telling people that you always flirt with boys. yes I admit I have said that. but Éclair told me first so do not fucking think I brainwashed her into thinking you're a slut which you are by the way. Besides, it is 100% true anyway. You are just talking to them? yea right. That'll be true when Thailand trannie's are actually females with an installed penis. If you're just "Talking" to them. Why cant other girl's talk to them without you acting jealous? Why do you pester them for their numbers then text-ing them at every given moment? Why do you act sickly cute when talking to them? Why do you keep buying them things like a digi number or a ring?? Hmmmm???? Are those the actions of someone who is just talking to the opposite sex without any sexual or romantic intentions? I think not.


There is a part in her post where she makes me look bad and her like a martyr.
Fucking Bullshit.
I Hate when people make themselves look good and saintly(?). You brought me to work? More like begged me. i wanted to work at the Tea Room where the pay is double and the commute is shorter. But I stuck with you because I thought you were a nice person. Turns out I have bad judgment over people. The moment Éclair started working there you bitch and gossiped about me to her. "I cant stand working with her anymore". Go fuck yourself. You were trying to help me? More like trying to boss me around. When I was swamped with orders from those government people you never helped no matter how I pleaded with you. Remember the time you switched places with a girl using the excuse that you wanted to help me out since it was my first week? You only came to be with me because you wanted to flirt with the guy working on the same floor. I did most of the work anyway. I don't understand how you can think so highly about yourself. "She thinks/acts like she's the best" you love saying that behind people's back. You said the same thing about Éclair and Anna. Puh-lease! get some creativity and while your at it get your own phrases you copy cat. You brag all the time and yet you complain that others brag too much. Can anyone say hyp-o-crite?
FYI, I never said "don't act so smart".


Apparently, you have been laughing about me saying I have no friends. Don't kid yourself. While you stick you head up my old gang's asses. I have other friends. I've been backing off because you have no other friends. If I wanted to. You'd be isolated in a snap. It wouldn't be hard anyway. Most of them hate your guts already. Heck, this whole post was requested by them.


Lastly, please stay the fuck away from my cousin. He does not like you even as a friend. Get that into your system. He does not like your company, your attitude, your appearance and he especially does not like your close affection towards him. Please stop throwing yourself on him. He wants you to know he does not like the sensation of your sagging breasts pressing against his arm. Stay away from him. This is not a request this is a demand. Don't you have that TT guy as your toyboy? Why cant you fuck him instead? Awwww, did the warning from his wife scare you? Don't worry I'm sure he'll leave his pregnant wife for your fat ass. Besides didn't you say you wanted no boyfriends because it was SPM year? try acting out something you say for once in your pitiful life.


People like you need help.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

New Year's Eve

My New Year’s Eve was a mess of emotions. I felt emotions ranging from Rage to Pity.

The drama all started when I punched in for work. I’d felt it would be a joyous day so I started it with a big smile on my face. But as I walked in the first person I saw was the last person I wanted to see. My cheerful face instantly melted into an expressionless one. Like wise the moment she spotted me she rolled her tiny eyes and looked at the other direction. I had totally forgotten that she was working the same shift as me. Inside, I found out once again she had threw a tantrum. This time because she was too dumb to double check her schedule and arrived at 7am instead of 11am. In the end she ended up working the 7am shift. Not that I’m complaining since I had 3 bitch-less hours that way.

Anyway, later while we were preparing for the night’s Buffet dinner. She started sarcasing to my good friend (Let’s call her Éclair) about how I was her “Best Friend”. For example, she’d pull my friend away from Éclair while saying “Come let’s go. Let her talk in peace with her BEST FRIEND” or “Why don’t you do room service with your BEST FRIEND?” I mean ARGH! How childish can you be? I don’t mind being mistaken for Éclair’s best friend but the sarcastic way she said it is just sickening. That bitch also shed crocodile tears to Éclair saying how obvious it is that I’m gossiping about you to another friend. LIKE HELL I AM BITCH! I only talked about your fat arse to him while we were in the elevator and canteen and during those 2 times you weren’t fucking there. How dare you make baseless assumptions.

Éclair told you right out flat that you shouldn’t be flirting with so many guys when you already have a boyfriend. And you go “I know Rach told you that” WTF? DON’T FUCKING ASSUME EVERY CRITICISM PEOPLE MAKE ABOUT YOU IS FROM ME. SHEESH STOP BEING SO SELF ABSORBED. She then spends the night gossiping about me to Éclair saying how I lack of love, how stupid I am, how I think I’m the best. (really, I never argue with my superiors about who’s right and wrong unlike you) The final blow when she found out I was joining Éclair for the New Year’s count down and told Éclair “You must tell her to not come. No matter what, the answer cannot be 'yes', if u let her come, then I'm your friend no more. I'm serious, coz I know you're kind-hearted, but this is a different case”. Can you believe such a person exists? Well you better believe it. Because she’s absofuckinglutely real and if you’re a cute guy… run for your life. You gonna get raped by her. I admit 100% Éclair is kind hearted unlike you. The only reason she stuck with you is because you have no more female friends. She even went as far as dragging Éclair from the locker room as we were changing to her hotel room so as to keep me apart from Éclair. Lol, that sounded like they were going to get it on. No, no the bitch’s mother had rented a room because her mom was working overnight. I didn’t go in the end because I didn’t want to spend my new year in a freezing room listening to her wail to a song. So instead, I went home feeling pretty shitty since a certain bitch had ruined my mood. But there’s good news to come.

I came home and took a relaxing shower then started chatting with an old friend while forgetting my anger. Later I saw a friend (who was joining her and Éclair) name pop up on the right side of my screen and all my past anger resurfaced. I grilled him for answers about their night out. And, get this. He didn’t go out with Éclair and her. And Éclair left right away. Leaving a certain bitch all alone on New Year’s Eve after all of that scheming. AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHA oh wow, Serves her right.

After a while I felt pity for her all alone on New Year’s Eve even after chasing me away and getting all made up for it. That feeling soon disappeared when my cousin sent me a conversation log of that bitch complaining about me to him. Which can be found here.

Conversation

I have absolutely not changed any content in here except the names and adding comments. So, yes her grammar is that bad.


>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
hi
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
happy new year
Markie Mark says:
halo...
Markie Mark says:
hapi new year 2 u 2...
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
haiz
Markie Mark says:
?
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
i heard tat rach have been complainin a lot of me to u
Markie Mark says:r
eli?? lol...
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
==
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
tat should be my line
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
so
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
mind to tell me wat she said
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
i hav heard a lot from elspeth
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
i wanna knw some from u
Markie Mark says:
aiyo...u tin i wil remember wt she say meh>?
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
so tat i know wat to change to satisfied heer
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
==
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
u must
Markie Mark says:s
he my cous le...ol come out from her mouth ol crap...won remember d...haha..
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
reli?
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
u don mind?
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
tat we had a fight
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
n not he hao since then
Markie Mark says:
i oli no u 2 fightin...tats bout it..haha..
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
i reli had a lot of torture during de holiday
Markie Mark says:
icic..
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
mentally torture
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
if only somebady listens to me Somebady did listen to you. Her name is Éclair
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
haiz
Markie Mark says:
lol..
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
i think tat doesnt matter liao
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
i had enough liao
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
can't stand her no more
Markie Mark says:
y le?
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
maybe i'll kill myself one day so she can live in peace Oh puh-lease! You've been talking about suicide for over a year now and the closest you've gotten to killing yourself is scratching your wrist with a metal ruler. Then showing it off like a battle scar.
Markie Mark says:
-.-
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
dunno wats the problem
Markie Mark says:l
ol...icicic...wel...
Markie Mark says:
frens nid go though trials ma..
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
-___-
Markie Mark says:
true o..
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
there's no love that last forever
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
i just broke with my bf
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
i think i'm stupid
Markie Mark says:
y le?
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
i let him go bcuz suddenly i remember something tat rach say to elspeth
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
is was him who say break So I'm at fault even though he was the one who suggested it?
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
i should have say no
Markie Mark says:
wt rach say 2 elsp o?
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
she say i always flirt with boys
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
n why should i need a bf
Markie Mark says:
icic..
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
maybe i'm reli too good to my "boys" fren
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
u think i should just making frens with boys
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
*stop making frens with boys
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
correction
Markie Mark says:
wel..
Markie Mark says:
i tin..
Markie Mark says:
jz b frens la..
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
prob is i'm not flirting with them HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!! Oh, I'm sorry. you were serious?
Markie Mark says:
no nid hv bf now..
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
she just think tat i m flirt with them even i m just talkin to them
Markie Mark says:
icic...
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
so she think tat i should just dun talk to buys la
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
then how bout herself Me? I dont flirt~ I get hit on. And even if I do I wouldn't do it while I'm in a relationship.
Markie Mark says:
cool down la..mayb it's jz misunderstanding..
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
she done so many things tat i m not pleasant with but i just keep my eyes close n i didn't even tell others bout it Like what HUH!?
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
why is she keep talking bout me Because you do the same to me.
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
she should know when to stop So should you.
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
i admit tat i've been talking bout heer
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
but i sto[
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
stop Honey, I know you're mentally retarded but listen closely. What. You. Are. Doing. Now. Is. Called. GOSSIPING. You hypocrite.
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
so why can't she
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
DAMMIT
Markie Mark says:
wel...wen ppl slap your on the left cheek...turn to the right and let them slap the right cheek..
Markie Mark b patient la..
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
patient
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
ya
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
haha
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
one whole month liao
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
how many patience do i still have
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
nvm
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
let her have it
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
all my frens n everthing
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
just take it
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
leave me alone
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMITDAMMIT
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Markie Mark says:
dun lik tat la..
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
she always talk like she's the best Funny, that what you said about Caramel and Éclair
Markie Mark says:
wel..
Markie Mark says:
we meet al kinds of ppl am..
Markie Mark says:
ma*
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
slap me
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
i'm still in the mood of dream huh?!
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
i'm reli broken heart tis time
Markie Mark says:
y le?
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
kick me hit me slap me My pleasure.
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
someone pls pull me out of tis
Markie Mark wel..hearts cn mend..
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
i've lost my love one
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
ya
Markie Mark says:
b patient...
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
if i got the mood to
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
without frens broken heart r hard to be mend
Markie Mark says:
u c u hv bf liao...shud b hapi u have d exp..
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
forget wat i say
Markie Mark says:
ten nex time u cn choose wisely..
Markie Mark says:
oo..ok ok ..
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
thanks for listening
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
love u
Markie Mark says:
no prob..
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
reli like u n rickii
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
onli u two listen to my problem So Éclair doesn't account for anything? Even though you told her she's the only one that understands you?
Markie Mark says:
lol...
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
tis holiday i only like keep in touch with rick
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
haha
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
not bad too
Markie Mark says:
lol...
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
but i miss u guys so much Yea right.. didn't you say that you hate Mushmellow because he ignores you at times?
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
i hope we can still be good fren
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
if only i can get together with u guys if she's around
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
i'm sure u guys will choose her instead of me
Markie Mark says:
i won choose anyone..
Markie Mark says:
it's nt rite 2 choose...
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
she will like to stick with u guys so i cant go near u guys In reality, she's the one with her head stuck up their asses.
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
haiz
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
i'll be isolated
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
u think i should change school instead? HELL YEAH!
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
brb
Markie Mark says:
no nid change skul la..
>_U.N.F.A.I.T.H.F.U.L_< says:
need go dry my hair for a while
Markie Mark says:
kk

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Hate Letter


Disclamier:

The following letter is something I wrote out of anger. Thus I do not mean any of it. I have posted it here because I have no balls to send it to the recipient. All names have been changed to protect myself in case the recipient were to ever stumble across my blog.


Dear Bitch,


Why oh why are you such a bitch? You act like one, talk like one, are one but you don’t look like one. I’ve seen many bitches around my neighbourhood look for an open trash can and they all look so much better than you.

You weigh a ton. I’ve calculated your BMI and guess what? A few more kilos and you’ll be fucking obese! You blame your roundness on your height. But isn’t your mom shorter than you, weigh a lot less and wear clothes six sizes smaller? You might try to say you’re big boned now, but didn’t we compare wrist sizes? Wasn’t mine a lot bigger? And yet my jean size is smaller. Let’s face reality, you’re overweight and I’m pretty sure you’re lying about you weight. If that’s the case, I’m sorry. You’re not overweight you’re obese honey. And that’s an illness from consuming too many calories and not doing anything active. Did you know? Or did you think it was normal to wear a male XL T-shirt and feel it’s rather tight.

You claim you’re a good friend. Sorry, but I’m gonna burst your bubble. You’re not. Ha-ha! You sold out your friends for boys. You sold me out for a relationship with Jell-O that didn’t last a week. Only God knows how many times you’ve sold out your best friend Caramel. You’ll probably betray your own mother for a quick fuck. You may had more boyfriends than me… but you’re a slut darling. It doesn’t count. You throw yourselves at men and they accept thinking you’re an easy fuck.

Oh dear, don’t let me even get started on your current boyfriend. I’m not even gonna comment on his lacking height. But how you caught him is a story I’m willing to tell. Let’s see, you used money to bribe a friend for his number. Then you confessed and later you had to convince him to accept. How embarrassing is that!? Yet you parade him around like a trophy with a totally different story. Where you two switch roles. You even bought a couple ring for him! Isn’t the guy supposed to buy the rings!? Have you no self respect?? You’re not Britney Spears honey.

You cry at every little thing. Going into oh poor me mode whenever something happens. You complain about friends, your mom and most of all your poverty. Oh puh-lease! If you were poor you wouldn’t be overweight, you wouldn’t have an internet connection and two computers, you wouldn’t have your own TV, stereo and DVD player in your room, and you wouldn’t have been able to buy those rings. You say you hate your mom saying she doesn’t love you. But everyone can see that she adores and spoils you. And yet you treat her like crap. You lie to her even though she’s open minded enough to let you get drunk. She pulls strings to get you special treatment and you never say a word of thanks. My mom is moody and does not dote on me. Yet I treat her a lot better than how you treat your mother. “True Friends”? If I remember correctly which I do, you said that you have never had any true friends. Well guess what? Boo-Hoo poor you. Have you ever considered that it’s you and not us? You don’t value friendship. You’re the one who got most excited about the “F.R.I.E.N.D.S” thing. And when things didn’t work between the six of us you said “Every time they say friends forever, friends forever… what the fuck are they? Fucking friends… what are friends? I don’t have any true friend… not even one. Fuck friends forever… fuck all of this… ma ji bai.” You’ve said you care about us. In what fucking way huh? Donut gets food poisoning and you blame him for it!? Caramel doesn’t love her boyfriend anymore; you say you won’t let her break up! Mushmellow has a crush and you tell the whole class about it. I tell you my deepest darkest secret and you tell people about it. Is that caring?!? Yea, in your wet dreams. You expect me to comfort you about a bruise you developed? When all you did was laugh at my 2nd degree burn.

You’re a sad, sad person. But you don’t deserve any pity. Why? Because, you’re a slut, bitch and a bad friend. You act like a guy. But, around cute guys your pussy drips and you start to moan for their imaginary feelings towards you. You blame your best friend for being a slut and stealing all the guys. But have you ever wondered that it’s because they don’t want your ugly ass? You slap guy’s asses and act all girly around them. When they respond to your ass slapping, you act like a cute Japanese girl towards them. You get jealous every time a guy is interested in one of your few friends and you monopolize the situation making your friend seem like a slut. You then dig your claws into the guy but sadly, 99.99% of the time they don’t give two flying fucks about you. What’s that? You deny this? Ok, Tuna for example. You didn’t give a fuck about him until he asked for mine and Éclair's Name and Numbers. After knowing that you hang around him all the time hoping he’ll ask for your number too. Still not enough? Before Éclair's said Jerky was cute you told me he was ugly. After that you salivate every time he’s around. I won’t be surprised if you cream your size XL grandma panties if he ever looks directly at you.

In summary, you’re an ungrateful slut who cheats on her boyfriend, a bad friend who gossips about everyone she knows, an angry person (seriously, you need anger management.) and finally a crybaby and a whiner.

Go to hell Bitch,

Love your “True Friend"